*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
BUT WHERE IS THE RUM???
Using this for the rest of my life
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
My friend just made this status
Once, my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night, she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day, the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story is if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy.